Which Trashy Thing Is More Fancy? (Game) By Good Mythical MORE

(rooster crows) (loud growl) (explosion) - Welcome to Good Mythical More, let's talk trash, and let's talk fancy, and let's see if we can tell the difference between the two, when it comes to certain things. - But first, let's tell a ten-word story. - All right. You're making a face like you're waiting for me to start. - Or, maybe thinking of something to start with. - Oh, okay.

Go ahead, then. - Kangaroos - Hide - In - Dirty - Pouches - When - Bats - Poke - Their - Do you have an idea? - No. - Oh. (laughs) - I'm saying, this is, I'm just saying, this is the end of the story, so it's all on you. - I just want you to be happy with the ending.

- Kangaroos hide in dirty pouches when bats poke their... - Noses. I mean, - Yeah, noses, that's, that's what I was hoping you would say. - Yeah. You're disappointed.

- Kangaroos hide in dirty- - You're disappointed. - Oh, dirty couches, no, dirty pouches. - Yeah, you're disappointed. - Does that make it any funnier? - That, if it was a 40-word story, I would be good at this. - And I said bats.

I said bats, not cats. - It's just, there's so much, there's so much pressure. - Hold on, let's just see, let's just see if Twi- I wanna see if Twinkie's interpretation of this is better, Kangaroos hide in dirty couches when cats poke their noses. Now, that's funny. Oh, man, I just feel like we should, - If we just, just relaxed and had a little fun with these, - Let's just, you know, let's start it, let's start again.

- No, no, we're not doing it. I'm not doing that. - Bobby? - We've got work that we need to do, - But don't, but don't even think about it. I mean, literally could take 20 seconds. - All right.

- Bobby - Smells - His - Own - Farts - Because - He - Loves - To - Spread (background laughing) - Is that it? Bobby smells his own farts 'cause he loves to spread. See, that's better. - Yeah, see, there we go. - That's better. - (laughing) How is you going to smell your own farts if you don't spread first? - Well, you got to love to, love to do it.

(both laughing) - If you love to do it. - Stevie, - Hi. - I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to that lemon tree. (Rhett laughing) Wow. - Lemon tree Stevie.

- From now on, I'm gonna have to specify whether I'm talking to Stevie, the person or Stevie, the tree. - Thank you. That would be helpful for me. - He was talking to the tree. - I was talking to the tree.

- I could tell, you couldn't? - But now, Stevie, the person, hello. - Hi, I have some trashy things that we need to talk about. - Okay. - And we need to "redemptify" them into not trashy things. - We can do that.

- I'm gonna give you two trashy things, you're going to tell me which one's fancier, in your, in your opinion, in your North Carolinian opinion. - Everything starts trashy. - Yeah. - Okay, great. - So, we have Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville restaurant.

- (laughing) Okay. - Versus Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Ooh. These are two pretty trashy restaurants. Um.

- I think, though, remember when we were talking about how Outback seemed fancy to us, and Macaroni Grill seemed fancy to us, like what if we go back? - Yeah. - You know, and put ourselves in that head space to analyze. - Oh, you mean with the common folk? (laughing) - No, I mean, like, - What do you mean? - in the time period, like, you know, when this stuff first kind of came out. - Have you been to the, - I've been to the Bubba Gump, which I did not like. - Me too.

- I haven't been to, - We went together. The three of us went together. - I haven't been to the Margaritaville, uh, so, - I feel like the Margaritaville seems like it could be fancier. - I like, I like that. I like the idea of that.

- 'Cause the whole point is to embrace, letting it all hang out, and just letting go. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's, so it's like, anti-fancy becomes fancy. - So, that's part of it. - If it was fancy, yeah.

- Margaritaville is fancy. - Margaritaville, easy, easy. - In this, in this world of trash. - Did we go, did we go to Rainforest Cafe together? - I'm sure we have. - No, we went at, at Disney, Disney Walk? - We did go to Rainforest Cafe - Yeah.

I think we did. I think that's where we went. But I remember when that first opened, - Well, - Also thinking that was, - I think Rainforest Cafe is still fancy. - It smells like a mildewy shower in there, now. - It smells like, like dirty water, basically.

- Yeah. - Like a rainforest. - Yeah. - It's part of it. - Yeah.

- I sorta like it. - Okay, (background laughing) Caitlin is upset with me. And it really scared me. - Right 'cause Rainforest Cafe is awesome, right, Caitlin? (Stevie laughing) - Caitlin is upset with what part? - Rainforest Cafe. - Yeah, it's great.

- You don't think it smells like dirty water? - It smells like a moldy shower. - It's a forest. - Oh my God, Caitlyn has never - It smells like a forest. - scolded me (background laughing) in this way and I feel it deep in my heart. - No, no, she's just talking to the tree, don't worry.

Don't take it personally. (Stevie sighs) - She's not talking to you, yeah. - Okay, so you decided Margaritaville is fancier than Bubba Gump. - Yeah. - American cheese versus Cheez Whiz.

- You can make art out of Cheez Whiz. You could do little fancy things, and then top of it is like, you know, it looks like, fanciness. - It does employ modern technology. - It's got a little star, (Link wooshes) a shooter thing. - Oh yeah, it's got a, it's got a, - Yeah, it's like, you can, if you know what you're doing with a Cheez Whiz can, - Yeah.

(Link making splat noise) - You can make magic happen on a plate. - Yeah, yeah, he's right, the Cheez Whiz is fancy. - American cheese is always just screaming, hey, I'm just a slice of cheese. - Flat, almost square, not quite square. - It's good.

but it can't be fancy. Swiss, I mean, American, I mean, what's Cheez Whiz? (Link sneezes) - Yeah, if you were an alien (Link sneezes) and you were, you came to Earth, and somebody (Link sneezes) Cheez Whizzed you, bless you, you'd be like, "Whoa!" - You'd be like, "This is a fancy planet. " - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah.

- A trip to Miami versus a trip to Vegas. - Fancy. - I've only been to Miami once, with you. - Yeah, hey, we've been to all these trashy places together. - We have, - Also, we've been to Vegas together.

- Vegas, uh, been there multiple times and every time, I'm like, no need to come back here. - Yeah. - But, I could always be proven wrong. I'd like to see that Beatles show. - I think both places have very fancy things that you can do.

I think that Vegas has more trashy, this exclusively trashy, things that you can do. - Yeah. - That Miami probably doesn't have. So if you went, if you, like, if you said you went to Vegas and had a fancy time, people would be like, that's a weird way to describe it, but if you were like, I went to Miami and had a fancy time, people would be like, yeah, of course. - I feel like in Vegas, there are expensive things that you could do, - Uh-huh.

- But, - Eh-heh. - There are not as many, like, I feel like there's, like, a cool side to Miami, and the cool side to Vegas, - We didn't find it when we were there, but, yeah. - Well, yeah. I mean, we were busy swimming in the ocean. - Didn't we do a boat tour one day? - There's also expensive trashy stuff in Vegas.

- A boat tour? - Yeah. - It's trashy, but it's really pricey. Like, um, - You can shoot machine guns - Right, exactly. - for $5,000. - You can go, - You can, - You can race fast cars, shoot crazy guns, there's all kinds of stuff.

- All while getting married to a complete stranger. - Wait, so you, okay, so Miami's, - Miami is super fancy. - Yeah, yeah, let's go with, let's go with. - Twinkies versus donuts. This one seems easy.

- Donuts can get super fancy. - Yeah. - And I don't think they're trashy. - I don't either. - So, we're going with Twinkie.

A "Twankie. " Especially when you- - No, you're going with donut. - Oh yeah. (laughing) - Do you understand the game? - I did not get the assignment. - Do you need to go and correct all the first three answers? (background laughing) - Twin- no.

Twinkie, if you replace the I with an A, it becomes even more trashy. - You can't make, - Say it. Say it. - Replace the I with an A? - Yeah, say it. - "Twink-aye.

" - The first I. (Rhett laughing) The first I. - "Twankie. " - Yeah, yeah. Now, both I's.

- "Twank-aye". (Link laughing) - A sunburn- - Stevie, can you say Twinkie where the first I is an A, 'cause that- - "Twankies. " (Rhett laughing) - No, I was talking to the plant. (background laughing) - This is going to get confusing. I wish that girl had not planted that plant.

- Hey, it's still really funny to me. - I'm, sorry, I, I, you know what, I promise, - Keep it going. - Here's what I promise. I will never do the plant joke - Outside of this More? - No, ever again. - I'm gonna do it a couple more times in this More.

- All right? Stevie, I'm never going to do the plant joke. - There's a catch. - No, there's no catch. I promise, I'm never going to do the plant joke anymore. I just want you to rest easy.

Okay? - Okay, Link. - I was talking to the plant. (Rhett laughing) - I knew it. - But I think it applies. - Can you say, - It applies to both.

- Stevie, the person, - It applies to both, though. - Yeah, Stevie, the person, can, will you say "Twinkie" where the first I is an A? - No. - Oh, I missed my chance, I'll have to watch it back. - I already said it. - I gotta say, I, I like how she said that.

- Now I'm gonna be actively upset about Stevie, the lemon tree. (Link laughing) - Can we call Stevie- - We're jealous. - Can we call Stevie, the lemon tree "Stevie" and call Stevie, the person "Stevie," but replace the first E with an A? "Stay-vie?" (Rhett laughing) - "Stay-vie" - "Stay-vie" - That doesn't work. - "Stay-vie" - That doesn't work, like, - "Stay-vie" - "Twankie" - "Stay-vie" - "Twankie" - "Stay-vie" - "Twerkie" - Stay-vie I'm talking to you. - Twerking on your "Twankie" - Whats the next one Stay-vie? - This name negotiation I accept.

- Hanky, panky, stanky "Twankie. " - "Stay-vie" - Well, a sunburn versus a spray tan. - What's fancier? - That's the game. - They're both trash, yes. (Link doing a goofy voice) - I'm not the one who said that "Twankie" was, - I was thinking about spray tans the other day, And I was thinking like, have they, one, do people just not do them anymore? Or two, is the technology advanced? Does anyone know the answer to that question? - I haven't looked into it since, uh, we almost did the backup plan.

- Since we went to spray tan together. (laughing) - Oh, we did do it. - Which we did do. - We did do it. - Yeah, it wasn't the backup plan, it was, um, it was for Gillette.

Dollar, dollar, - It was Gillette. - Oh, can I do something? Can you do something - Can you just spray my foot for a dollar? - In the time it takes for me to shave my face? - That's funny. - Yeah, Morgan says that's first thing he shot. - Yup. - That spray tan thing? - I think at one point, I've looked at emails for, when we did the, um, the, like, OG crew episode, I was looking up to see when the first time Morgan and I emailed, which we, we emailed before then, but, there's an email thread about going to the spray tan place, that's pretty funny.

- Well, that is a fancy place. - And speaking of, uh, Mythical Crew, the latest episode of the Good Mythical Crew The Podcast, is out today on the Mythical Society. So that was quite a segue. - I didn't even do that purposefully. - Yeah.

New episode, Good Mythical Crew The Podcast, it comes out every month, exclusively for second and third degree members of the Mythical Society. Chase hosts that, chats with the crew about all things mythical, you can learn some crap, mythicalsociety. com. Get the inside scoop. - I think a sunburn, having thought about this, is fancier because it could be the kind of thing that, like, I was out at the horse track and forgot my hat, my brimmed hat, and got a little sun on my nose.

You know what I'm saying? It sounds like, a sunburn can be a fancy thing, but a spray tan, especially if people are able to tell that it's a spray tan, - That's what I want to know. - But you pay for it. - Yeah has it, 'cause I remember, there were expensive spray tans you could get where they would have to do them by hand. So you'd have to be - Yeah. - naked, like standing in a room with someone who was spraying you very closely and paying them a lot of money to do it.

- Yup. - I never did that. - Especially, you go there if you'd like to spread. - Right, yeah. (background laughing) - Get the inside, I like to spread.

- Deep crack. (Link whooshing) - I'd be good at that. - Strip club engagement party versus gender reveal party. Strip club engagement party? (Link laughing) This is new to me. - I thought that was just for the bachelor, bachelorette party.

- Like bachelor? - Oh, maybe that's what it was supposed to be? - Not engagement parties, like, Tim and Susan just got engaged - What was the second one? - and there's a bunch of naked chicks. (background laughing) - It's like, oh, wait a second, Tim, It's too early for that. (Link laughing) - Wrong party, Tim. - Like, "What, can't I have both?" - You just got engaged, man. Pace yourself.

- "Why can't I bookend my whole engagement with strippers?" - Okay, so, - Gender reveal party - I've never been to a gender reveal party. - I don't think of gender reveal parties as trashy. I just think of them as stupid and unnecessary. And sometimes dangerous. - Carney said at a, at a strip club.

(laughing) - Yeah, well, at a strip club. - When is it revealed? (laughing) - I think the stripper rips off her thong and it's just like does blue or pink dust go in the air? - Carney said a ping pong ball. - (laughing) Oh, gosh, that's probably better. - Ping pong ball? - Yeah, ping pong ball. She just throws it up and hits it into the crowd.

(all laughing) - Wait, did you decide? - I said that, - I'm just picturing the thong - gender reveal is, is fancier. - Okay. Vodka Redbull versus shots of Jäger. - Shots of Jäger. Shots of Jäger.

- Now, is this just like pictures of Chuck Yeager? Because those are very fancy. (Link imitating cameras) - Boy, he's a, - Every picture I've ever seen of Chuck Yeager, - He can fly fast. He can drive fast. - Is super, super fancy. - That's all we know about alcohol.

- I don't, I mean, (Link groaning) - I have an answer. - Redbull and vodka, is that tra- I, actually don't know if, that either of these are trashy. I have no association or experience with either one of these things. - I know people who continue to enjoy and order Vodka Redbulls. I've never been around a shots of Jäger person.

- I definitely like, I mean, I personally like the idea of caffeinating throughout an entire party. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It feels like a nice combo. - I don't think - It seems like it would - I've ever had it. - taste pretty good, too.

- Okay, Carney's saying, when he worked at the - Hotdog on a stick? - number one bar in San Diego, they sold more shots of Jäger than any other drinks. So that gives you a little flavor of, - I'm gonna have to defer to you guys, I mean, - I would go, I would say Vodka Redbull's fancier than shots of Jäger. - Okay, good. - Ed Hardy versus Von Dutch. - What, what's I can picture Ed Hardy specifically.

- Von Dutch is more of a hat. - A hat? - Yeah, throw up some Von Dutch Google for me. Just images, yeah. Accept cookies, finally, okay. Oh, is it just a hat? - No, it's, it's a, I think it's an apparel brand, but I think they're known for their hats.

- All I see are hats and some clothing, which only seem to promote hats. - I think, if I remember correctly, Ed Hardy was trying to be fancier than Von Dutch was, Von Dutch was trying to go more, like, skater caszh, And Ed Hardy was trying to go more go to the club? - Ed Hardy is trashier. So, Von Dutch, I think is fancier. Even the logo, itself, is, it's got some stain power in a way that Ed Hardy was, it's cringey. - Sunflower seeds versus pork rinds.

- Sunflower seeds. You can't make pork rinds fancy. That's not what that's about. - Nope. - But we've, we've experienced relatively fancy sunflower seeds on this show.

All those flavors? - Yeah. And then if, if you get someone to shell them for you, boy, they get really fancy. - Okay, this one - If it's on a salad. - Perhaps Rhett knows the most about in this room. - Okay.

- Love Island versus 90-Day Fiance. - You've seen both of these? - Oh, yes.90-Day Fiance is, I mean, there are trashy elements to it, but the premise of the show is not trashy. I mean, it may be a little uncouth. - Which one, the Love Island? - No, 90-Day Fiance. Love Island, the whole point is let's just be trashy.

- Debauchery. - I mean, it's no Too Hot to Handle, - Which you've also indulged. - I've also seen. I haven't watched this past season, but, yeah, this is pretty clear, 90-Day Fiance is definitely fancier. I mean, it has the word fiance in it.

It implies that there is potential for marriage here. Love Island is just like, is there a potential for, you know, STDs and pregnancy? - Okay, so, - Okay. - If you look at us, these two trashy guys, let us know in the comments who is classy or trashy. (upbeat music) - All right, I see what you did there. - I shaved my beard and kept the mustache and ever since, Davin looks at me and he only sees Owen Wilson from Loki, which doesn't make, like, he's not the only person who has a mustache.

You know, it's a timely reference. (all laughing).

Source : Good Mythical MORE