Why the iPhone 11 is Pure Garbage (PRO) By TechLead

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Aug 14, 2021
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Why the iPhone 11 is Pure Garbage (PRO)

Hey good morning, as an apple brand, ambassador I wanted to tell you all about the brand new iPhone 11, which we just announced earlier this week now, I want to clarify that, while nobody actually appointed me to be an apple brand ambassador as an ex-googler tech leap, who's suffering from imposter syndrome fired from Facebook I'm facing my in competencies head-on, and I'm, going to fake it until I make it. I am going to make myself an apple brand ambassador, whether you like it or not. So, first up, let's talk about the iPhone 10 RS I mean the iPhone 11. So here's what the iPhone 11 is. We took last gens budget iPhone 10 are with a crappy screen, throw on the ultra-wide field-of-view lens and then renamed it into the iPhone 11, and we think that you know, maybe that will trick you guys it's actually the first year in which the iPhone is not really an advancement. In order to bump the specs, we took the last gen Bionic a12 chip started working on that fix a few bugs and then at some point we just said you know what we got shipped this thing: let's rename it to the bound like a 13 chip and then just ship that out it's supposed to be a little better I think it's better, and then we did this for the higher-end model.

The iPhone 10 has renamed it into the iPhone 11 Pro, which is actually for anybody in fact, pros. Don't even use this stuff real pros, use DSLR as a pro myself- and you know what's interesting about this additional- why the angle lens that we've added to all of our phones is it's not even on the front it's on the back. So the funny thing is we look at a similar phone like the pixel 3. They put the wide angle lens on the front, so you can do like white groupie shots with your friends. You don't get to do that with the iPhone 11.

There's that funny now there's a few additional things that actually make our phones better than anybody else's and the first is we got fonts. We got really cool fonts. We even have reached, assign the camera out. There's a new font in it called SF camera. It is so pro you're gonna love using it now.

I know what you're thinking we've lost our edge Androids taken over. You can essentially get like a pixel 3 phones, which has the whole OLED screen for Half Price. This is like 500 our similar model. If we were to match these specs as $1,000 for the iPhone 11 Pro, and you can even pick up like say a Pixel 3a, also with the OLED screen for like 400 bucks. So how are we going to defeat these guys? Well, it's simple.

What really sets the iPhone apart? What really makes it magical is not the hardware that that's just going to be garbage. Don't look at that! What we've got our exclusive TV shows exclusive games. That's! What's going to keep you coming back to Apple, that's! What's going to make our stuff magical, so here's what we're going to do we're gonna, give you Apple, TV, plus free you're, gonna, start watching that and get hooked on some show, and you know we're just going to keep that show dragging on and on. It's never actually going to end, and you're. Just going to have to keep watching it and the only way to watch it is to continue buying iPhones, because it's exclusive, that's how we're going to lock you into our ecosystem, we're also releasing Apple Arcade with a bunch of more exclusive games and titles.

You know when I first saw these exclusive games and movie shows I sort of thought to myself. Well, why is that good I? Don't care if it's exclusive? In fact, if anything, it just decreases the quality and budget for a show, because they're not able to reach all of their audiences Apple Arcade is the only place you can get. Unlimited access to over 100 groundbreaking exclusive new games made for iPhone, iPad, Mac and Apple TV. You can't find these games on any other mobile platform or subscription service. You know a lot of these games on, say: Apple, arcade, they're bottom of the barrel, junk games that the developer couldn't really get soda anywhere else.

So then they thought well might as well just throw into a park aid. Maybe they come on that has a little that way and really that same reasoning of low quality content is going to apply for Apple, TV plus, as well. Apple, consists of say just 20% of global market share, so for any content producer who's really turning out triple-a titles they're going to want global distribution. Apple is just not going to be able to give you that you're going to get hooked on low-quality, garbage content that just goes on and on that never ends we're just going to drag on the episodes as long as we possibly can make the games really grind. So can never really quite finish them.

Now cell will battle a warrior 11 years in the making on the next Dragon Ball Z. You may know this there's also the apple cart, which again is another hook to just lock you into this whole ecosystem. Once you get that you become tied to your phone, there's really no other way to manage that card, and even if you were to look at this in terms of OS, if you check the recent Android 10 update, they also have iPhone 10s gestures right. It feels very similar to an iPhone 10. You have all the same gestures in which you can switch from app to app, and they also have better multitasking like.

If you were to watch a YouTube video. You can actually go into pip mode on Android, so you can watch videos and minimize mode which iPhone can't even do, and so we can see here that the big shift, if you continue to stay in the Apple ecosystem, is the content that is going to be the distinguishing factor of iPhone versus Android. It's up to you whether you want to get yourself hooked into these games and movies and TV shows and using the Apple credit card personally. I, don't want to get myself locked into that system because it's just going to be way too expensive, I'm not willing to pay two or three times the price of a phone just to be able to get access to content like this I mean that content is so worthless, they're offering it for free and so starting today, when you buy an iPhone, an iPad, a Mac or an Apple TV you get one year of Apple TV plus an over. Although I think that this is just a sad state of affairs, it just shows how much stagnation is happening in the mobile market after a whole year of innovation.

The only thing we've got here is ultra-wide angle, lens added on to the iPhones: that's pretty much it so there you have it. That's our keynote house. Can we burn some time here? This is innovation that matters powerful dual camera system, night mode and things we didn't even have time to talk about like faster face: ID water and dust resistance, wireless charging, water and dust resistance, Wi-Fi fix longer battery life, faster charging, new designs, water and dust resistance, there's also faster cellular, better water resistance, stronger glass, new designs, Wi-Fi fix and more and so much more anymore. It is so pro you're gonna love using it. So I would recommend that you not just sit there but apply it to Apple and try to fix this stuff, and you can do that by applying to my course Tech interview pro com.

As an ex-googler, X Facebook engineer. I will help fast-track your career, such that you can land your dream job at Apple, help save Apple by helping them develop their exclusive content. Library for hooking users in you can find ways to make apple, TV, plus even more exclusive or help develop out their bottom-of-the-barrel junk games over at Apple Arcade, so check it out. Tech interview pro com doubt them for me. Let me know what you think about the new iPhone 11.

If you liked the video give a like and subscribe, I'll see you next time, thanks bye.


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