The worst headphones I've bought. By DankPods

Hey dad, yes, my son, I appreciate the headphones you bought me, especially since it's the only thing you've ever bought me. That is true. I even made you buy your own clothes after birth, I'm pretty keen on taking my listening experience to the next level. I've got dreams of hearing in sync like I've never heard before, but like I need some big ovaries, and these are like kind of in-ears son. Furthermore, I spent a fortune on your only possession 27, that's 27 trips through the Mecca's dollar menu. That's a month's good eating right there, no offense dad but like you've, never even bought me food, and I really mean that this is the only thing you've ever bought me like I've had to forage for my own food in the backyard every night for 18 years now.

Yes, your mum and I do enjoy watching you survive in the backyard, but okay son. I suppose I can buy you just one more thing and then never hear you complain again. Oh gee, thanks dad. I hate this family, but these are still good, though surely, there's still a way to use them like real quick. These pack in apple headphones, are like my first floor yeah.

They are an audio file quality, but for something you can literally just ball up into your jacket pocket and even shrug off a session through a washing machine and subsequent dryer cycle. I give these a 7 out of 10 as an all-in package for dirty buds. They sound alright. Why am I talking about these when this video is about the Zane headphones? Well, if my incoherent intro didn't make any sense and chances are donen't, this illustration will that's right- these aren't headphones. These are dirty button.

Beginners! Okay, here we go. This is real all right. So what you do is you take off this plate? You get a vibe already, you put your dirty boat in like this. This is real. Okay number, two, there we go.

This is real, and now your in-ears are over is going. They claim that they capture the base and send it back to you yet somehow also say that that makes them more balanced, more bass, balance, potato straight to the hot biscuit mate. How do they sound? Well, you know who we got to compare against it's the herder six, hundreds by all mates any and, of course, the freakish ears on a stand, so it might seem unfair to be comparing you know, audiophile headphones against. I don't even have a name for you, but ht600s. I mean they're like the standard, and it's just a perfect reference point of what like good headphones.

Sound like, and I know the hardcore audiophiles hate it when I bust these out, because yes, of course, YouTube compresses the audio. You know it's not a perfect representation, you don't get a vibe on how wide certain headphones feel, but my this is a YouTube vid, and it's all just a bit of fun in it. Let's take a listen do would you believe that it sounds kind of crummy, literally like a tiny speaker sitting further away from you only instead, it's trapping all the bass and making a boom, so they would bang on about that. They didn't lie. It does trap the base, but cheap crappy audio stuff always goes for extra bass.

I really tried to listen to a lot of stuff with it plugged in like this and then literally just taking them out and just using like this was like. Oh that's, better, it's so much clearer. You know, I do have to say they didn't sound as bad as I thought they were going to be, or I really thought it was going to sound like someone playing you a song down the telephone. But you know these are still a 7 out of 10 to me. So it's its.

You know it's using competent hardware, but just in the dumbest way, just because I thought it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be doesn't mean it's good. I mean it's like waking up after 10 rounds of goon of fortune and going this hangover isn't tearing me into pieces at all. You know it's still awful, but the thing is they're selling this, like it's magic, that the only thing about ovaries is that they go over your ears, not the fact that these have larger speakers slash drivers inside them look AKG k612s. These ear cups are humongous because it's got humongous speakers in them. Tiny.

This doesn't fix that Zane sell these as cheap. I'm going to say it again, cheap way to get amazing, sound, and I've blown. The amazing sound claim absolutely the pieces whoops I mean never mind they make your dirty buds sound worse for money, but you don't have to tell me that these were made to be cheap. This plastic they've chosen to use is like melted down old bin bags. These hinges are so stiff that I didn't know they were hinges at first feels like they're going to snap.

Look at the spread bits these little circles, that's from the manufacturing process. Normally that's taken away, but these guys yeah they're, squeezing every penny. Look at this look, how sharp unfinished piece of plastic cuts into the ear cup all right give that enough time. That's going to slice right on through both are the same. It's like front and back yeah small potatoes.

Obviously it doesn't affect how they sound, but I mean it just shows how cheap they're trying to go. These discs are metal. They've got magnets. This is all like silicon. On the inside, but that's the only reasonable parts on here, you know: don't let these buntings thumb screws for you and the cost cuttings throughout.

Let me show you the packaging. It is absolutely barren I'll get this manual out. The way we're going to have a good chuckle at this and yeah it's just this. There you go. That's it.

I mean that doesn't matter as long as I arrive safe, obviously, but this glossy a4 piece of paper they folded in half. Thank you. We are so grateful. You have purchased our unique headphones and not headphones, and I have drivers in them. It's our goal to provide everyone the opportunity to enjoy a true luxury, headphone experience, while using your very own earbuds warranty where I mean there's no working parts in it anyway.

Xander's headphones are built for maximum audio quality using iPhone and Samsung, because, yes, when these first came out, Samsung just immediately made a knock off of them. Even Microsoft's knocked it off. I went to do a video on these, but I just have no words: here's what you have to do to actually use these properly. You have to go in to the EQ and max out every single slider, and that reason is because these have no volume at all when you pull them away like that, so, basically to use them, you got to have your device at max volume, basically having every single frequency. All the way up is just adding more volume.

Oh, oh my duck. Oh yes, true, luxury, headphone experience, oh yeah, all the top end headphones require you go into the EQ and max it out. Just so, you can hear the damn things. Oh, and another fun small detail: the manual doesn't fit in the box unless you bend it slightly squeeze every penny. Look how blurry the JPEG is.

The company themselves couldn't be bothered to take another photo. Please keep away from children keep away from everyone, but price go. You know hopping on about how cheap what is the price? Well, they are 40 freedom eagle dollars, so you know when you compare them to say regular, headphones from like JB hi-fi or something yeah sure that seems cheap, but no, it isn't, and I have proofed the one audio studio 30s. So I'm actually testing these for another video, hopefully coming up soon. Now these are really lightweight and plastic, but dingus they look like jewelry compared to these things yeah.

You know this is chromed plastic, which is technically a science marvel, it's amazing, being able to get chrome onto plastic, but it's the mark of the beast and the name of that beast is cheap, but there's no spread bits hanging off anywhere. These inner bits are actually metal. These ear cups that now we're talking these are so average, and you're from afar. They look good, oh dear, oh my duck, depending on where you shop around these are the same money as these and then check out the box. Look, that's not a blurry JPEG, look actual stats, because could you believe it? This can actually make noise on its own look stuff, a big quality egg bag with an email address on it, standard, cable and ah, a microphone to yell into we've got to see how it compares so this one time I was borrowing mom's corolla, and it like ran out of fuel, but it actually ran out of fuel at a petrol station.

But like only at twenty dollars- and I was planning on buying 20 cans of Pepsi max, then I figured well its fuel. For me, it could be fueled for both of us. So, like you know, I split it between us put 10 cans in the tank, and then we had to throw the whole car away. So it's one time like I was flying an airplane which I don't know how to do, but it was fully sick, and I was like oh I'm going to go, show keno, so I started flying really low because I want to try and give Kevin a high five and like never mind that even if the plane was landed, it still wouldn't be possible due to the height of the window. Just stopped me from trying uh knocked out.

Mum's heels, hoist uh and crashed the plane yo, that's a good mic. One idea, you geniuses, look a competent manual with FAQs and specs and like troubleshooting like oh, but this cable here. This is the party trick of these guys. Look. You got the regular dingus n and the big dingus end and on the bottom of these, you got both.

So if you're plugging into like a musical keyboard or something into the little, you got a big you plug it into your iPod. Shuffle you put it in a big. You got a little. I'm still testing these for sound, wise and sort of thing to get all the nitty-gritty details, but yo man, they smash these. They smash them, and you don't have to put dirty buds in them.

You just say money another one again, I'm testing these for a future vid, but you've been harking out for them. Super Luke, HD, open back so yeah they let all the noise in, but that's how you get that wide sound, and these are genuinely amazing for the money. Actually, no look at the rave reviews, they're just good full stop. So you know. I think these might be the new cheap contender against the Samson hd850s.

I really mean that, and these are cheaper than the menu's 32 bucks. Son works reference.4 professional audio software actually has a preset for these, so you can balance them out and use them for professional work.32. You're kidding me. Here's the weirdest detail, though right these are the heaviest by far and there's nothing in them, so these cost more to buy, but you still have to buy these, I mean yes, they come with your iPhone or your iPad or whatever, but you still paid for them. You paid for everything in that box, the instruction manual, those apple stickers, the illustration on the front to the printing you paid for all of it and mate 29 bucks and then converting to Aussie bucks and then a little of shipping, because I use Amazon.

My whole total spend is a hundred and twenty dollars, so that means they're the most expensive, the heaviest yet built the worst and don't even have speakers in them. If your dirty buds die, these die with them. It's all your eggs in one suitcase mate, and these are brand-new ones by the way to make sure to give these the best chance possible. Oh, my took cells get out of it. Kirkland, but it's fun on the site: mate they've got genuine testimonials.

They've got to be true, I mean never mind they're published under the lies that say that they optimize audio and make Apple EarPods more balanced. I dj for a living and have spent hundreds on high-end headphones name it I have it, but these are amazing. They literally rival the sound quality of my expensive, headphones Jacob. These are so good. I bought two more for my Vadim brother as Christmas gifts Jenna.

These exist to be made so unbelievably cheap that at 40 bucks a throw they'd be rolling in profits. You know they sprung on everything, they're sharp edges, cutting into their own ear, pads lazy instructions that barren box and then, like literally, the biggest corner, you could cut when, like thinking about designing headphones, not even putting speakers in them, there's no more corners left to cut headphones, like these prove just how cheap Zane are going because for like the same money, you get all the accessories and like actually good sound as like an internet of things person. I technically love these. It's like this is the dumbest idea. I've ever seen they're easily the worst headphones I've ever owned.

They don't even have drivers in them. I don't even call them headphones, they're, just a chassis. You know they said their headphones, so I'll roll with it. It was fun, buying a new set of ear pods. Just for this, and in fact these can live in here forever, meaning if I ever want to hear this hilarious sound again, all I have to do is pick them up and plug them in.

But that's it,, thanks. So much for watching shoes, thanks to my patrons especially stinky names right here, because one dollar a month, I do extra AIDS. I love time warps and time capsules. That's why I got that stash of vintage nuggets waiting for their days in the sun like a fine mayonnaise. There are some products that just really nail a period and mate.

This is from 1988 Aussies all get out. You know because it's got a shadow cross on it. This laser beam silhouette of a family, that's probably what they thought. People look like in the year 2000, but we're going to have a flick through this and see. If there's anything funny in there, I haven't even looked yet so thanks.

So much and uh I'll see you soon next time. Okay up here up here, okay, so uh, I's still going up. Oh um, uh, hello, hello, hey, frank! How are you I'm over frank, rude.

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