Hello gorgeous peeps and welcome to yet another stiff inducing episode of tech expert weekly. Now, unfortunately, this episode is going to prove to be rather less satisfying even than usual, and that's because I am really badly backed up at the moment, backed up with video work stuff. That is not the toilet problem. Uncle spurn knows to eat his fiber like a good boy, but yeah apologies, loads of new phones and other tech bits launched at the moment. So much like when I make sweet love, this episode is probably going to end. Rather sooner than expected, and also just leave you feeling hollow and a bit sad inside sorry kiddies.
Hopefully you have time for a proper biggie next week for nothing, our etc. roll credits. Expert weekly. Now I don't know about you guys, but certainly my favorite thing to do at 2 am when my brain suddenly decides that sleep is for is to endlessly scroll through my social media feeds and plunge even further into depression, at the knowledge that my life is significantly inferior to that of my peers, and if you just happen to be doing that at 2 am on Monday morning this week you may have noticed that Oppo has begun, teasing its fresh new Oppo find x3 pro the sequel to one of the greatest smartphones of 2020. In fact, the fine x2 pro wasn't just one of the best smartphones of 2020.
It was one of the best things to happen in 2020, although it's not exactly a particularly high bar there. I think my top 10 list still includes the instance where my daughter decided to headbutt me in the balls. I think that came in at about seven or eight but any who. The good news is that Oppo revealed that it plans to fully launch the fine x3 pro on its YouTube channel. On March, the 11th at 11 30 am UK time.
So at least that's not in the middle of the bloody night, and apparently we're in for a treat according to opp, at least because the fine x3 pro will boast the clearest most accurate, smooth and comfortable display so far, plus that beefy snapdragon 888 chipsets first found in Xiaomi's, mi, 11 and yet another world beating camera. And frankly, if Oppo can even improve slightly on the already massively brilliant fine x2 pro, then the fine x3 pro should be one of the most spooge-worthy smartphones of 2021. But by no means was that the last of the tech related shenanigans and excitement this week, oh Hui boy, now just yesterday, for instance, Xiaomi launched its fresh new Redmi Note 10 pro, which is a proper premium smartphone at a not so horrific price. After the rather lackluster note 9t pro Xiaomi has sorted it out and given us a 6.67 inch, crotch thrusting beast packing a 120hz AMOLED screen a 108 megapixel camera snapdragon, 732 g, smart and a mighty 5 000 William battery. This phone is certainly shaping up to be something very special indeed and for the price of just one of those crappy iPhone thingies.
You can get like two or three of these and still have enough change in your pocket for a six-pack of special brew, proper no-brainer that and if all of those saucy specs have made you massively moist, then good news, my Xiaomi Redmi Note 10 pro and boxing and full tours is live right now on textbook, and I'll be following it up with a full review. My sim is slapped inside this bad boy right now, so look forward to that starting next week, and now it's time regrettably, for the part of the show that brings my hives out in hives, it's viewer fewer comments, okay, where are we starting this week? Let's start with uh johnny case or if I uh pronounce that badly uh says give money to charity, not drink alcohol, it's poison! Well, yeah! That's probably quite a sensible viewpoint to take. I guess, but an alternative viewpoint might be that life itself is the poison and alcohol is the antidote and in fact, I'm pretty sure that most medical practitioners would agree with that way of thinking, as well I'd say, probably 98 99 percent of doctors and, in fact, all the doctors that I've known in real life have been massive piss heads. So there's got to be something in that, and next up with van star den says posh question mark and then there's just lots of little crying uh laughing emoji things. Do I me, do I mean to take it to you or suggested I'm not posh in any way come on man? I can mix it up with those upper crust genteel when I need to I can hold in my farts at dinner and use the proper fork and uh, that's probably about it.
Actually, oh, I can drink a port instead of an instead of a beer, uh Dean, Joel clearing up something from last week. Uh for dogs, who's, miss uh Swedish for something. Apparently it's Swedish for cozy Friday at home. They Finney expands on that cozy Friday. Eating potato chips and watching TV, it's a Swedish tradition! Really you jammy bastards! Why don't we have that tradition that sounds freaking awesome, he'll spend every bloody Friday working, or he's pretending to work now that we're in perpetual lockdown next up Patrick, says peeing on a train? How about throwing up on a train? Thank god, you could still open a window when it happened to me uh and yes, I did point my head in the right direction: uh, oh god yeah I mean the worst is when somebody pukes up on a bus.
No opening windows on there still remember up north a horrific incident. This little kid at the front of the bus he just evacuated his. It must have been his entire freaking body. It was like a power. Washer just would not stop and, of course, the bus driver gave zero.
He just kept on driving, and that gave the vomit's momentum enough to start trickling towards the back of the bus, so desperately scrambling up on our seats like the floor was actually lava. What you want in an incident like that is a bus in like India, for instance. I remember they always had opening windows and I had to make use of that uh one time and also another time when I was on a bus in India. The lad in front of me opened his window and spat out of it and, of course the wind then carried it. It came straight in back through my window and splattered me right in my bloody face.
I was less than impressed by uh, but anyway there's a couple of gross random, pointless stories for you. There's me at the start of the episode, see I'm in a bit of a rush, and then what do I do? I just waffle on for five minutes. Point the stories about bodily fluids. Next up wally, says Glasgow, says hi, hi right back at you Glasgow. I hope you guys are all keeping well north of the border.
It's been far too long. Since I've been up, there really must uh dodge it once the uh. The pandemic. Ship is over, give myself a slice of deep-fried pizza and a pint of buck fast. On the subject of dodgy place names.
Danny boy says: you need to shout out all the people that live in Berlin's Northamptonshire, so yeah big up my Northamptonshire bell ends. I know I have to lock this up. This uh I've actually never heard of this place, but it sounds horrifically great love it when you search for Northamptonshire bell end. All you get is a stream of stories all about the road sign, constantly being nicked and the residents being up in arms about it locals, say it's a sad state of affairs but a sadly predictable one as well. Let's face it yeah lots of interviews with very, very unimpressed residents, some angry looking bell ends right there, bum and indeed fish tip your waiters.
Uh we've got another one here as well. W Scott says: why not explore the village of intercourse Pennsylvania? Oh yeah, it sounds intriguing, probably wouldn't want to stay there. Long though just a quick in and out god. Oh sorry, sorry kitties, that's the level that we've sung to now gee 52, bloody episodes of this absolute pitch honestly- and I said Valentin Lewis says- is that a Samsung in your hand- and my brain has immediately finished off that comment with, or are you just pleased to see me uh? Yes, it was a Samsung. It was uh this Samsung, in fact the Samsung Galaxy a32 5g, which I was testing out last week.
My full review of that has gone live now here on textbooks, go check that out, if you like, an extra TC says, what's your longest daily driver held and for how long, but that would undoubtedly be my very first mobile phone, which was the classic Nokia 3310, had that more for all the way through uni, and then it also accompanied me uh on my random Asian excursions as well. I was a backpack wanker for a while saw a bit of the world puked up in a good bit of it as well. I'll tell you what the battery life on that thing was absolutely brilliant. For you know your jungle, trek excursions and all that shenanigans did not have to worry about charging it up anytime. I remember when I moved to London.
I then replaced that with. Furthermore, I believe it was the Sony, Ericsson, w 850 uh, something along those lines uh to replace. Basically, my massive clunky old, creative uh, jukebox, zen, mp3 player and nothing absolutely blew my mind just adored it, the two megapixel uh freaking camera, just like wow. This is amazing man, then, after that I dove on board the smartphones uh with the HTC magic and then, after that I started actually reviewing phones full time. So then I was swapping out every single week or two next up bank says still throwing shades at unbox therapy.
Um was I mean about him last week. I honestly can't remember anymore. I mean to be honest, you know it's all just bits and giggles got nothing against the guy whatsoever. Um. You know, I don't know if his videos are any good or not.
I certainly haven't watched any of them any time recently. Uh next up Elliott says what is the best mode roller phone for under 300 pounds well Elliot. Do I have the video for you, sir uh? I've done the best motor of the phones around there back at the start of the year, so go check that out. Um I'd, say fun to 300 pounds, though, if you can't be asked to watch that video, for whatever reason, uh the motor g5 g plus, is still one of my favorites good, good, solid, specs, good features and everything, and you'll be able to find that for a decent price. Now, a next up, archived cafeteria, says Pixel 4a versus pixel 5 here.
Should I wait for the 5v, or should I just buy the 4a? Well, I wouldn't expect to see the pixel 5 here launched at least for another couple of months, uh, possibly even longer, because, obviously, last year the pixel Fourier was delayed with coronavirus, shenanigans and all that stuff. So it kind of depends on how patient you are uh. Next up jams smart says it looks like one of your daughter's dolls has a broken neck uh, oh yeah, that would be uh this one here, which is imaginatively called dolly. Clearly, my daughter inherited her creative talent from me: yeah, that's not even the worst of it she's going through a bit of a doctor's phase at the moment. So, basically, all of her toys are limping around on broken legs.
They've got fractured hips some horrendous cases of dysentery. Tell you what the social services call when they'd be straight round next up jams uh says I'm ordering the 20, like tomorrow, uh Saturday, so by next week, I'll be watching your bald head on that phone, good choice, sir, and hope it actually arrived in time for you to watch tech, expert weekly, because I know certainly when I ordered my v10 TV light from the Xiaomi website. It took over a week to arrive, which was slightly irksome, but here uh Nathan, weeks says macho. Is such a weirdo uh yeah? I think you're new to the channel, then uh all says how about a review of the best mid-range phones. Please.
I must want a decent camera and screen, but there are so many outs there to choose from in the 550 to 699 range. Hence, I've still got my pixel 3 XL uh yeah, there's quite a few good ones around that sort of price point. Like the OnePlus 8t. I still really, really like the Samsung Galaxy, s20 fun edition 5g model with the snapdragon chipset, and these days you can still get a good deal on Sony's, Xperia 5 mark ii, which I highly recommend brilliant gorgeous screen on that thing, perfect for audio and everything as well. So all your media stuff covered off the camera.
Tech's really, really nice as well. Nice good performance, solid battery life, the works- and we better finish up with this one. Thanks so much to everyone who commented last week, uh cola great says: hey here's, a quick one, Chris arsenal or city which are you I'm looking for someone to make fun of as in which do I prefer arsenal or man city, because the answer is kind of neither of them really gotta admit if both of those teams got carried off right now by some random aliens and then subjected to a lifetime of invasive and humiliating anal probing, I wouldn't even really bat an eyelid. I am a Sunderland fan, though, so feel free to take the piss out of that see, as I say, a massive thank you to everyone who commented last week, some really nice comments from everyone. Thank you very much uh.
Please do slap your comments down below, and I'll try and cover as many of those as possible. Next week, lots of review requests as well, mostly Samsung phones, also a shout-out for the Redmi k40 uh, which I will certainly try and cover. If it comes out over here and the Redmi Note 10 pro I've already uh got my sim inside, so I'll stay tuned. For my full review that next week and speaking of next week, it's going to be a bloody busy one. Hence, the shortness of this show uh.
So first off on Monday, OnePlus is planning some sort of mysterious launch or announcement. It's all very much under wrapped so far. This is the only tease that we've had suggested. Possibly a new space camera feature might hit OnePlus phones or with any luck. OnePlus somehow knows about an impending alien envision.
That's going to reduce humanity into space dust drifting forever through the endless void, silent cold and alone, and then, following that on March, the 10th is Zeus, is launching its new rogue foreign republican gamers. So that's set to pack some seriously beefy specs and some proper hardcore gaming features too, so I'll stay tuned for some hot video action with that more for wink, wink, nudge, nudge, etc. , and then that's still not it because then, on Thursday, the 11th we've got Oppo whipping out its fresh new find x3 pro, which we already talked about back at the start of the show um so yeah, so hopefully that'll be some super sexy a bit of tech as well, and hopefully I'll be bringing you some video action uh on the go then as well. So that's it for me for this week, uh. Thank you so much for uh enduring another episode of tech spur weekly.
As I said, please, just let your comments down below and have yourselves a honorific weekend. Did I already use the word honorific, probably at least two or three times uh, never mind who gives a sh not me love! You.
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