I played MINECRAFT on my smartwatch... By fredward

You may have seen this video floating around on the internet. Recently hi, I'm Fredric, that's my watch and I just wasted a week of my life, making it run Minecraft upon seeing this. You may be asking questions such as how or why and trust me. I ask myself that every day, but before we get into the good stuff, I do have an obligatory announcement to make you see. I was checking my YouTube analytics the other day and step one get your watch, but not just any watch. You see.

No, no. No. This watch runs where OS an operating system made by google that can be forced to run any regular, android app. Look: here's discord, it's unusable step, 2, go to your computer and download the latest version of Minecraft pocket edition from a random website of your choosing step, 3. Install the app on the watch and Bing bang boom.

It doesn't work because you're broke, and the watch is cheap and old and has a 32-bit CPU step, four downloads a bunch of old versions of pocket edition for more shady websites and try them all until you find a version that runs properly step, 5 get a virus because you've downloaded a bunch of apps from shady websites, step 6 resets the watch step 7, finally find a version that runs well enough. This is 0.14.3 from 2016. Step, 8. Open up the app and discover that trying to look right is impossible because it triggers a home gesture step.9 ignore the advice from your stupid friend, because only turning left is not a solution. Toy step, 10, learn how to decompile, modify recompile and sign an APK to remove the swipe gesture step.11, take a break and wonder why you've wasted so much time on this step.12 decide to waste more time on this step, 13 tell your friends about what you did and ask them if they want to play Minecraft with you step 14 after they say, no bribe them until they say yes, note. If bribery doesn't work, threats are a good alternative step.15 go to google. com and find a Minecraft server that still runs on this.

Oddly specific random version from 2016. Here's one step, 16 spend the next four hours playing on a watch and wondering where you went wrong in life. Okay, how do I do it do? I do slash register? Yes, slash register and then the password once just do like one, two, three or something out? Okay, if it's running okay, I guess there's no slash this keyboard doesn't have a slash. Are you serious, yeah, there's, no slash? Oh! This is happening. Oh, my we're not doing this.

I'm going to make my own server. We're not doing this. Okay, it's blank for me. What the heck do. I need to restart.

I can see you here like I'll start I'll, stop beating you great get back here. Get back here, hey, look! Oh, why am I taking damage? No there's a skeleton, I'll kill it kill it! Please! Yes, ROG nation dog, oh Nixon, dog! Please stop saying that I feel very uncomfortable. Oh, this is nice. This looks nice. This is a nice house, I'm going to keep building the house for you because I'm a good friend I died.

Oh, oh, oh, oh hold on okay. This isn't fair what I love, how the server's just drowning look: yep, there 's's the server! I mean! No wonder it doesn't work! Well, it's literally underwater! This is drowning. Oh, hey! Look! It's synced up! Finally, oh Jesus Christ, okay, okay, all right, okay! Finally, let's build a base. Come on okay, oh there's a pig over here. There's a pig over here, I'm going to kill it die.

What is happening! He is teleporting what I'm in so much pain. Why'd you have to play on a mobile game, dude, I'm sorry you're in pain that looks served around huh? This is pathetic. It's not you're pathetic, shut up. Okay, where are you uh? Oh, oh it just crashed again! That's cool! Oh my god! Hey look! Another bed should I put them next to each other? Yes, where are you? Oh, I'm going to the house, I'm going? No, you know what you're sleeping outside. No so, so far we have like a like a shell of the house.

Okay, that's good yeah. We need to get a roof and some glass. Your watch is laggy. Yes, yes, because it's a watch, it's not supposed to play Minecraft! I keep getting a battery alert, and it just freezes everything, Freddy yeah, I'm here to transmit a joke. My friend made about what you're doing so my friend merm says I guess you could say dot, it's Minecraft time.

I hate you. I can't believe after all these years, only the way I will be replaying Minecraft pocket edition is with someone else, but they're playing on a watch. This is higher reminiscence about Minecraft edition. It's broken what is happening, oh my god, and then it's the battery again. We need a chest.

Oh, we have a chest. Okay, I'm gonna. We haven't. I have a wooden pickaxe, wait. How do I get out? How do I get out of the chest? Uh tap x at the top god? I need to get some tools.

Can you give me some tools? That would be so. Everyone welcome to my Minecraft. Let's play please stop. If you give me 10 schmackaroos, I will uh, I will kill Frederick. Oh, I opened the chest again.

Why do I keep opening the chest all right? Welcome to my uh s, Sims life! This is simplified 2, here's friendly Edward, please introduce yourself Edward to the uh simple live discord. Oh, Jesus punching me get over here get over here. I'm going to kill you I'm going to kill you I just oh. My battery is thanks for the piece of dirt. Thank you.

I appreciate it so welcome to SMP ASMR uh, I'm going to go play with uh Zaire and Edward I'm dead as you can see the cat sleeps outside. While I go sleep, I'm not a cat dude. I think my watch is starting to thermal throttle. It's getting really hot, and the frames are going back. I do believe your watch's battery has degraded to a point where it can't charge properly, probably because I've been running Minecraft on it for the past two days.

Basically, yes stop laughing at me. Why are you so good? Look just watch him unplug the charger from the watch. It just turns it just dies, it just dies. I have to keep it plugged in now. Oh, I just got a battery notification again.

I guess you could say everyone watches. I guess you could say. I guess you could say everyone in the stream is. Is watching yeah. Look at you running into the wall.

Yeah yeah, I'm trying guys. How does this game work? Look, I'm trying to access shut up, shut up, okay hold on get over here. I'm going to kill you! No! No! No! No! No you're done! Oh! Are you? Are you really? Are you really go hold on? I'm just gonna keep like moving please. This is so mean. Come on for Edward! Oh, oh! It's frozen! Oh, oh, oh! Oh! Is it frozen? Oh, god? Oh, god come here.

What is happening? Look at look at him. Look! Look just yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah stupid! No! I grew a tree. I tapped, and the tree grew okay. No, no! No! No! No! Witchcraft on the server, no, which dude! No! Please! Please don't kill me. You placed out the door.

Oh my god! This is so mean, and it disconnected me because I unplugged the cable no hold on it's being really it's being really laggy, I'm going to restart my watch. I think that might fix things. Everything is so laggy, it's just showing the time. What kind of watch only shows time? That's not even the time it doesn't even tell the right time, and now it's telling me about the battery again. This is so unfair.

It's going to take like 20 minutes to get back in the watch is so hot. It's like burning up put ice on, watch, okay hold on I'm going to go! Do some water cooling I'll, be back in a second oh boy, okay, hold on I just gotta cool it down. Jesus Christ, you're gonna, short the watch. I hope it will short look at it. Oh, it's fine.

Anyone knows how to repair a thick watch, how to replace the battery. Anyone knows how to fix water damage. Water damage, he's gonna, go to the fixity community forums. He's like guys. I don't blink Minecraft on my watch um to what is happening to the watch.

What is it doing? What is it doing? Oh, you broke it. Oh Jesus, that's what you put an ice cube on it exiting narrator. I hope the watch changes the language into Chinese or something I hate you guys so much sure party cat, oh stop! Yummy! I was all rap. Furthermore, I can't believe that just came out of my mouth meow meow go rap. What's what is happening? Where is his body? What? Oh, my god? Okay! That's enough! You.

Source : fredward