Apple Watch Series 6 PARODY - “Watch Yourself!” By SAMTIME

Ah, that's interesting kind of looks like the first one we ever made. Oh hi, I'm Sam tucker from apple and today, we're so excited to start our presentation by reminding you that you could die at any time from septic shock, high blood pressure or a good old-fashioned heart attack like ray from Texas she'd, been experiencing pain in her stomach, but didn't think it was too serious, no Tim, that was Ben, but your death can be prevented if you buy the Apple Watch Series 6. With a brand-new blood oxygen sensor, the series 6 can detect anomalies in your oxygen levels, which could be an early sign of the RNA wow six minutes in, and it can already help fight global pandemics, heart disease and diabetes. Gee Tim. What spectacular features do you use it for I use it to open the garage unlock my door and turn on the lights seems like a bit of a waste, and we're trying to reduce waste. Yes, not only can the new Apple Watch save everyone from death, it can also save the planet from dying.

Now. Is that through harnessing the mystical Gaia force to defeat Samsung weapon? No, it's by removing the charger from the box. Courage you see by taking features from you. We then give them to the planet somehow, to explain more. Please welcome our environmental minister.

Captain planet, hey there, captain captain captain where the hell did he go. Did he take our money? Oh, not that it's about profits, of course, and to reflect the cost savings of providing less in the box for the customer. The price, of course, will stay the same. What's that two face? Now many more than that introducing the many faces of watch six now, including Roman numerals, numeral, numerals and uh wingdings. You can also adopt a little me Yamaguchi, and you can buy it hats and clean up its little teeny, tiny poos, but if that's too involved, you can of course just install the NPC watch face yeah, not much going on in there.

Moving on to accessories now, most watch bands only have so many levels of adjustment with the links and the notches that they have, so we decided to innovate and solve this problem by removing any level of adjustment with the new solo loop. That's right, instead of just adjusting one band, why not buy nine hey? Think of it like a new fitness feature, if you can't fit it on you've, gotten too fat time for fitness, plus a premium subscription service where you can get workouts from the best physical trainers in the world. That, for some reason, doesn't include Richard Simmons Cher and Olivia newton john the best trainers, my well-toned ass, oh and if you live in Singapore yay, the government is going to introduce incentives for you to get fit with an Apple Watch. I wonder if this will be the same incentive of keeping your money that they used to stop you from chewing gum singing too loudly or leaving an in the toilet, and heaven forbid you steal your neighbor's Wi-Fi. Oh, sounds stressful.

Luckily, the Apple Watch is currently being used to detect people's stress levels, especially for those in the medical front line. I'm guessing that if it starts detecting stress, while the haptic feedback engine will kick in stress, detected snap out snap, all right, then the Apple Watch Series six. It also comes in cheap edition and red. If you want aids, I mean to fight aids, you don't get it from wearing it tell them captain planet. May I have your attention please.

A lot of you are worried about aids. Give them the facts. Coach. You can't get aids from casual contact subscribe today subscribe for the iPad parody coming tomorrow. Is probably, and you better buckle up because it'll probably be shorter wow.

What a salesman get down for Enrique his Apple Watch has become an essential part of his day-to-day life. Where did he go? Did he take our money? Not that it's all about the profits? No to point that bubble to reflect that and the list.

Source : SAMTIME